Bonjor
“Can I be the girl that you met at the coin laundry”
salut, Im just a broken hearted boy from the right side of the tracks who wishes she was from the wrong side, so I could have a more interesting story for you.]
She’s not interested. Do you want to have sex with him?
No, thank you.
Good. So it’s settled. So you can go shave your back now. Bye, Jason.
