Dandy Girl

Jul 19

I love alcopop

I love alcopop

“On my way to Miami I see all kind of freak, from icky-sticky bitches to fetish friendly tricks” — Uffie, worlds number one poet

Jun 15

this is Chentelle, the polar bear

this is Chentelle, the polar bear

Bonjor

“Can I be the girl that you met at the coin laundry”

salut, Im just a broken hearted boy from the right side of the tracks who wishes she was from the wrong side, so I could have a more interesting story for you.]

She’s not interested. Do you want to have sex with him? 
No, thank you.
Good. So it’s settled. So you can go shave your back now. Bye, Jason.

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